REALITY BITES

I am a great fan of low-brow "Reality TV".

No - I am.

ANYWAY - tonight I'm a bit miffed orf with it all. It's not that I don't love the banter of Big Brother, or the pleasant soulful upliftment that "Last Choir Standing" brings....

but I do wish that just once, my theory about being in the English Minority in the UK and being the first to be voted off "Find-Me-a-I'm-a-Celebrity -Joseph-Big-Brother-Contestant - Last-Choir-Upright" would be proved wrong.

Weren't that pesky (and immaculately pasty) "Only Men Aloud" from Caaardiff ALWAYS going to win dat ting, man?

Jislaaik, Janie.

GULP

It could be meeeeeee............


Redig.

LONDON TRI: GET IN, ANNIE!

DITCHING THE PLASTIC - FANTASTIC!

Wowsers.

I'm mightily impressed with this BBC Journo for having a go at ditching plastic for the the month of August.

Nice work, m'lady!

You can follow her "Not my Bag" blog to see how she's getting on.

Hambe Kahle, Mevrou.