YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

"My name's Annie, and I'm a crisp addict."

Are there any support groups out there for crisp addicts? Will Allen Carr write a new book "Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Eating Crisps"?

I hope so.

I don't really want to "drink" almost five litres of cooking oil a year.

Bring on the Sunseed Oil!

Help me.

2.18 TO BEAT

I made it round the Bristol Half Marathon course in 2.18. 7 minutes faster than last time.

I wonder what sort of time I'll manage for the Bath Half in March 2007?

Must try harder!

Thanks for all your donations. With Gift Aid, Demelza House is £300 better off.

Lekker.

IT WASN'T LIKE THAT IN MY DAY..

OMG. Has the world gone mad? Is it April the 1st?

What kind of adults will the children who are ordering their lunchtime Fish & Chips from their parents turn out to be?

And what kind of parent takes the phone call from little Chardonnay, drops everything, goes to the chippie, picks up the grub, and then goes to the school gates to drop it off?

Get to grips.

Jislaaik Julle.

VEELS GELUK, MA

Anything's got to beat the "Day Trip to Harwich".

Happy Birthday, Ma.

NOT LONG TO GO

I can't think about much else at the moment.*

Hardloooop!!

*(Apart from my Boetie & CF coming to visit.)