WHO AM I?

When faced with the "Ethnic" choice on forms with the option of White British or White Irish (I saw someone selecting both on the flight into New York recently - which is a fair point) I am often tempted to create a "White Other" option. (Why do questions like "Ethnicity" still appear on any form? Surely true diversity would remove the need for the question?)

Which begs (OK raises) the question - am I a European African, or an African European or a European who was born and raised in Africa?

Answers on the back of the "FW De Klerk for president" postcard, please.

Mooi Tannie.