HURRY!
In a nation that celebrates modesty and humility, there is a national obsession to be the first; to save time by driving recklessly. To congratulate yourself for having a decent seat at the rugby/theatre/cinema. To justify being.
You get your keys out early, stand up and urban surf your way from the top of the double decker Park & Ride bus, and risk your life by going down the stairs while the bus does a forty five degree turn at the lights, and are still 2 or 3 miles from the terminus! When the bus eventually comes to a halt, you fall like dominoes down the stairwell/bus aisle, leap from the bus and RUN to your cars to be the first out of the gates. What sport! I prefer to spectate from the top of the bus while you jostle and vie for position.
Take it eaaaaaasy.
Slowly slowly catchy monkey.
In a nation that celebrates modesty and humility, there is a national obsession to be the first; to save time by driving recklessly. To congratulate yourself for having a decent seat at the rugby/theatre/cinema. To justify being.
You get your keys out early, stand up and urban surf your way from the top of the double decker Park & Ride bus, and risk your life by going down the stairs while the bus does a forty five degree turn at the lights, and are still 2 or 3 miles from the terminus! When the bus eventually comes to a halt, you fall like dominoes down the stairwell/bus aisle, leap from the bus and RUN to your cars to be the first out of the gates. What sport! I prefer to spectate from the top of the bus while you jostle and vie for position.
Take it eaaaaaasy.
Slowly slowly catchy monkey.
posted by AKM at
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