THE REALITY OF SUMMER 2007?

Who remembers anything about the last seven series of Big Brother UK? Or should I rephrase that? Who remembers the last seven summers?

Who was your favourite housemate? I only remember a few faces now, and even fewer story lines, but have found myself immersed in every single one, much to the chargrin of m'other half.

I'm an addict. The eigth series starts on Wednesday night (cue a "surprise" eviction on Friday night, then) and.... and.... (come on, Annie - you can say it), and.... (deep breath)... and... I'm going to try and avoid it.

(I don't think anyone knows how hard that was to say!)

I plan to enjoy my summer, and not get involved in the "lives" of fame seeking sociopaths.

Imagine how much I'll save in "Heat" costs!*

*Ack - I've just checked out both the Channel 4 & Heat sites and can feel myself getting sucked in already.

I am a shallow, shallow person.

Gee my krag, o here!