SNAKEBITE?

It took me years to stop leaping out of my skin when I saw a twig on the pavement in the UK.

(Thinking it was a snake).

How many Poms know what to do with a snakebite*, eh? (By snakebite I don't mean the cider/lager combo treat.)

Snake BBQ anyone?
(*BTW the method to ensure the snake is dead is usually to remove the head... Cucumber sarnie anyone? In lieu of BBQ..?)